after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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