We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
did i walk over a car last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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