just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I looked at my own cervix.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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