More tranny stories later!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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