Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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