I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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