we're blogging at a bar
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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