marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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