so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
