normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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