He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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