I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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