My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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