Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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