we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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