Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just pee around me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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