If that was your dad, he is hot
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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