My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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