thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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