Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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