I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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