I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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