hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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