As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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