the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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