True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I understand Curling. That high.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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