Soap is not a condiment
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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