She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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