Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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