I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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