i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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