he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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