why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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