I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
