I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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