Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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