hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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