he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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