drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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