Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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