Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Randomize