You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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