i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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