you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
