I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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