There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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