why do cheetos always look like penises
worst night to have a conscience
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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