Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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