If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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