Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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