And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Say something about gay babies.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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