I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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