Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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