No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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