She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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